giggle:

me: im so bored

me: i have nothing to do

me: i wish i had something to do

basic responsibilities: yo

me: not u

me: anyway

me: im so bored

me: i have nothing to do

(Source: h0llyh0ck)

amishfighterpilot:

when someone starts opening the bathroom door while you’re on the toilet

(Source: amishfighterpilot, via shitdickfuckmothafucka)

funhomelesbian:

(Source: dndyke-archive, via dulect)

childservices:

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks
Bartender: two what?
me: thanks :)

(Source: jumex, via ugly)

ho5eokie:

*pats my own shoulder* it’s gonna be okay dumb bitch

(Source: hcseokie, via hijerking)